i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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