Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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