Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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