i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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