The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
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He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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