But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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