Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
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dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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