btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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