what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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