you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
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i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
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Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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