It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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