I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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