just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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