Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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