what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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