white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
accomplished twins. life is a go
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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