all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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