People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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