singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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