More tranny stories later!
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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