don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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