she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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