Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
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Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
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He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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