i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
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out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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