Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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