Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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