What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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