you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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