If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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