Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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