Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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