I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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