Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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