Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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