Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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