1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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