Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
