i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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