so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
How's work?
Spinning.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
