Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
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if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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