i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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