Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I need to align my fucking chakras
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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