you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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