official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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