Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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