I must be too annoying 4 u.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.