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(702): View more from Nevada

Kareoke will never be a sober sport

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.

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(757): View more from Virginia

he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.

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(917): View more from New York City

I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.

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(469): View more from Texas

How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?

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