i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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