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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  So can I buy you a drink sometime?

  (206): View more from Washington

  Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.

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  Honestly, what else do I have going for me?

  (216): View more from Ohio

  You make a valid point.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.

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• (619): View more from California

  definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.

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  Not my cup of tea

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?

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• (949): View more from California

  It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.

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• (631): View more from New York

  lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.

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  i think i have dick pic PTSD.

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