Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
is that a dick in a sweater?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first