girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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