$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
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my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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