I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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