wrigley field is MILF paradise
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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