It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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