they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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