Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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