these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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