allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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